two letters

[miyyu.livejournal.com]

Dear Period,

Thanks for showing up on time, I appreciate that. Now I can bleed peacefully and feel cleansed.

Love,
Me

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Dear Uterus,

Stop cramping, it's not that bad! Calm down, have some tea.

Regards,
Your Owner

Comments

Cramps

[silkie-satan.livejournal.com]

How's your uterus now, darling? Is it still aching?

Re: Cramps

[miyyu.livejournal.com]

Tea and 2 aleve later, it's calmed down, thank you :)