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[thornedillusion.livejournal.com]

Dearest Hormonal Imbalance-

Please stop the constant violent mood swings. Nine weeks a year of random insanity was already more than enough to ask those around us to put up with. People have been tolerant thus far, but patience is wearing thin.

The uterus kindly requests that you stop sending mixed signals. She doesn't know what's she supposed to be doing right now and has resorted to random spotting. This is hard on the nerves, not to mention the wardrobe.

While we're at it, enough with the acne already. We're not 16 anymore, and we have a hard enough time convincing people of our true age without your help. An occasional pimple is fine, but the constant, full body break-outs have got to go.

I know the Plan B has confused you horribly, but it's been over a month now. Please stop sulking and get with the program.

Many thanks,
The Management

Comments

[adroanzi.livejournal.com]

too true!

[micah-puma.livejournal.com]

My girlfriend just took a plan B about a month ago, it's already been quite the emotional, bloody ride.