well, that's never happened before...

[longpig.livejournal.com]

Let me just preface this by saying, in my defense, that I have had a migraine for the past 3 days (another of my menstrual joys) and have been taking a lot of codeine. I blame this at least partly on the drugs!

I just went into the bathroom to put in my DivaCup... in my befuddled state I somehow managed to get it up there folded the wrong way. As in, the top folded downward toward the stem. All I can say is, holy fuck, that was somewhat less than comfortable! I got it out as quickly as possible, and reinserted properly... Now of course, after all that frigging around with my hand up my cunt, I totally look like I murdered someone. The joys of womanhood!

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[kylemech.livejournal.com]

LOL!

[palegothic.livejournal.com]

lol...that's funny (painful sounding, but funny). I know all about that murderer look. Try changing the DivaCup while your flowing on your heavy day in a public restroom packed with women! Oy...had to get off as much as I could and then come out with my hand up my sleve lol

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[whoremoan.livejournal.com]

haha i've been there! living in college dorms is oh so fun! i'm glad there are other people who can share the experience.

[voidofher.livejournal.com]

once in the bathroom at school i was changing tampons after leaving the last one in a little too long and my hand got all bloody, it was embarrassing to get out of the bathroom to wash my hands after that.