A rose by any other name...

[skeptictank.livejournal.com]

My boyfriend and I were discussing post-PMS pms symptoms last night. He was having a hard time deciding if day 1 of my period was "post-PMS" and kept saying, "POST-PRE MS!? Isn't that when you're done?" leaving me to explain my theory and clever naming of PMS-like symptoms during period phases. I lovingly refer to "before" as PMS, "during" as Post-PMS, and after as Post-MS.

Poor kid's head almost fell off. Perhaps I need to be a little more creative because by the end of the conversation I'd resorted to saying in the most eloquent way, "I'm talkin' about when I'm dyin' baby! When I'm bleedin' like the devil got his hands on me!"

Perhaps next time I'll call em "snap" "crackle" and "pop" and really watch his head spin.

Comments

[faetal.livejournal.com]

i call them PMS (pre- MS) DMS (Durring) and AMS (after)

[xxsilly-bitchxx.livejournal.com]

Omg..Snap Crackle Pop.

That..really cracked me up.

Men will NEVER understand!

[skeptictank.livejournal.com]

But oh man does he ever try. He's my hero.

[maiden-midwife.livejournal.com]

hee hee! that's a cute story.

[skeptictank.livejournal.com]

He's a cute man.