v my name is vagina

[riseupsinging.livejournal.com]

everytime i get my period i feel so biblical. (red tent, you all should read it) here is the deal:

♥1 my last post was asking about starving to get rid of your period. looking back i realized how stupid that sounds. i'm actually a generally intelligent person. who eats semi-well.

♥2 anyone else like this:

flow-chart
day 1: severe cramps, heavy
day 2: severe cramps in the morning, heavy
day 3: cramps in morning, regular
day 4: no cramps, lighter
day 5: no cramps, light but with clumps.

why do i get clumpy's (ew) at the end?

can i please just rip out my vagina, throw it on the driveway, and run it over with my mommy's car? kthanks!

♥3 are anyones cramps worse in the morning? does anyone take bextra? what's your skin like during your cycle?

loves for all the woman out there who bleed.

Comments

[bigbottom.livejournal.com]

It's not your vagina that is the problem. It's your uterus. I'd rather rip out my uterus, soak it in gasoline, light it on fire, then run over it with my mother's car.

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that's made me laugh so hard... i agree. too bad i don't know how to drive.

[bigbottom.livejournal.com]

I could always drive over and we could run over our uteruses together.

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ok (:

[mylittleaadvark.livejournal.com]

Hell yeah! The vagina, allegedly, has some good nerve endings in there somewhere (I've never found them, but more intrepid explorers than I swear they're there). The uterus just cramps.