No! Bad uterus!

[caelum.livejournal.com]

You were supposed to have your little crimson tide on SAT-UR-day. So I could cramp up and be miserable on SUN-day and not have to go anywhere being a snarly woman she-monster. You were not supposed to pull this little stunt on MON-day, and I'll turn into Superbitch tomorrow at work. Tomorrow is TOOS-day. Does TOOS-day sound like SUN-day? No. It does not. We had this discussion last month, didn't we? Don't let this happen again. And I don't want to hear any of your sass, missy.

Now go to your womb.

Comments

[laurenjanesays.livejournal.com]

OK...is it wrong that your post made me laugh?
Out loud.
Literally.

[laurenjanesays.livejournal.com]

Oh. God.
I realize you don't have a clue who I am...I'm friends with sedona_red and found you through a thread.
Sorry!

[ladieophilia.livejournal.com]

was this cross posted? am I supposed to see this? I hate it when I walk into the worng journal and overhear family dysfunctions...damn it! Well, ciel_dailes I hope that all will work smoother...

[caelum.livejournal.com]

::laugh:: Don't worry, I was writing rather tongue-in-cheek. My period likes to ambush me two or three days off-schedule sometimes.

[ladieophilia.livejournal.com]

mine was cheek-in-tongue as well...*g*

[caelum.livejournal.com]

No problem. S'what communities are for, hearing from people you don't hear from normally.

[caelum.livejournal.com]

Your icon makes me laugh, which is a good thing considering my PMSing today made for a crappy work-shift.

[jonaki.livejournal.com]

I am sorry to laugh but this entry is too cute.

[caelum.livejournal.com]

Go ahead and chuckle. I don't tend to have this humorous attitude towards my menstrual woes, so I'm milking the good mood for all it's worth.

[thegreenfaerie.livejournal.com]

Now go to your womb.

that is my new phrase of the week. Thanks for this post, i enjoyed it!

[cheekymama.livejournal.com]

hehehe...Now, I dont NORMALLY do this...but I read this entry to my *gasp* husband...and even HE thought it was funny. :D

[ladieophilia.livejournal.com]

i read them to my roomie...she laughs too!

[skeptictank.livejournal.com]

Mine came early, too. Must be the whole "2nd month on new b/c game."

I went to the bathroom, saw red, and mumbled "you fuckin fucker" to my vagina. I'm so glad I wasn't in a public restroom, because I didn't even realize I was speaking (out loud, mind you) to my reproductive organs until I had already said it and felt silly.

[aplaceinthestar.livejournal.com]

Bah, want to trade places? I'd gladly take mine a few days early.

And thank you for making me laugh. First time today.

[stratyllis.livejournal.com]

You're so lucky for yours to be only a few days off. Mine's been MIA for four months now.

Your post was funny. It gave me a giggle. Thanks.

[laululintu.livejournal.com]

Your post was funny and made me laugh :) I've been having nasty cramps for a few days (luckily on and off, but it's still a bitch) and no period in sight...

[londonis4lovers.livejournal.com]

Thank you for the funny post. It is hard to get to the computer with these damn cramps and that last line made it all worthwile.