too much, even for a pee freak

[serineery.livejournal.com]

edited to put more behind the ljcut



I joined this dating site online. I started to get creepy guys messaging me a lot. One in particular kept asking me if i would pee in his mouth, because apparently it was his fantasy. Instead of blocking him, I decided to mess with him a little and see how far his fetishism went, for my own amusement. Talking about pooping in his mouth only seemed to make him hotter... so where else was I to turn? you guessed it, mentioning periods

  

PeeFreak: Would you be willing to pee in a guys mouth, if it was his fantasy?
Me: How about a massive shit?
PF: Holy cow!!!!!!!
PF: i never tried that but would you be willing?
Me: i feel one coming right now!
PF: i bet your only kidding
PF: or are you really that wild?
Me: nope, i do it all the time. I'm real regular
PF: no i mean would you really take a poop down a guys throat if this was his fantasy?
a couple days later
PeeFreak: did you ever change your mind?
Me: actually i just got my period... but if you don't mind a little blood and clots i'm in
PF: oh goooooddddd!! ewwwwwwwww
PF: what the hell is wrong with you????????? lol
PF: ewwwww
Me: consider it like a v8 shake
PF: EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Me: pot and kettle my friend, pot and kettle
PF: im not going to IM you anymore!!! goawd!!!!!
PF: my fantasy was nothing compared to that

So, apparently talking about periods even makes a golden shower lover queasy... and he wants to drink my urine! He would rather have me shit in his mouth and swallow it, than endure about 2 mental images of a woman menstruating. Was suggesting a v8 shake too much? tee hee.

I'm genuinely surprised that talking about periods has this effect on men even though i've seen it time and time again. To the point that a fetishist thinks there's something wrong with me... and i'm just teasing him. He probably messages 30 women a day drooling to them at the thought of drinking gallons of their #1, and I bet every day he has women tell him he's a freak and not to message them anymore, and I freaked him out... i love it

Comments

[tipzay.livejournal.com]

[skeptictank.livejournal.com]

I'd smack him in the nuts and holler, "I don't wanna hear about that either!!"

[stratyllis.livejournal.com]

This entire post needs to be under a cut with a squick warning.

[stripling.livejournal.com]

is it weird that i find menstrual blood to be WAY LESS GROSS than #1 or #2?

[herekittykitty.livejournal.com]

i think it's because it's not something that guys have to deal with. they poop and pee too, but they obviously aren't on a schedule where blood comes out of an orifice every month.

[mistress-yuna.livejournal.com]

This is how I judge a man's maturity, if they are stupid and "ew" over menstraution, they are idiots to me.

[actingblood15.livejournal.com]

Same here. My SO has...shall we say been bled on by me...and wasn't grossed out. I figure if a guy can't be cool with getting bodily fluids on him, or at least talking about them, he's not good enough for me.

[skeptictank.livejournal.com]

I think what made me REALLY love my ex the most was when he'd get all curious and ask me period-related questions. "How much do you end up paying for all that period-stuff each month?" "Is it more of a dull nagging cramp or a sharp shooting pain?"

For some reason I found it endlessly cute that he was always trying to empathize with me since he couldn't experience it firsthand.

[skeptictank.livejournal.com]

Gross-ness aside, that was freakin hilarious. I love when people can dish it but can't take it. I love it even more that you had the foresight to mess with him, whereas I would have just gotten irritated and blocked him from the start.

On a silly but rather unrelated note, my ex and I used to wander around this big mall in Grand Rapids, MI acting like we didn't know each other. Then he would come up to me when I was around a group of uptight-looking women and say something like, "hey baby... you're pretty hot... you ever consider takin' a dump on someones chest?" And then I'd go, "hmm... that sounds kinda fun" then we'd grab hands and walk over to the rest rooms. Of course we would peek out from around the corner to watch the aftermath which was ALWAYS 5 or 6 women just GAGGING in the hallway.

bloodsport

[serineery.livejournal.com]

nice!

the main reason I'm on that site is to be this entertained. summer gets kinda boring when everyone else is at school or working. i'm glad you ladies would find it more funny than gross

I'm just glad it ended this way. there was a high probability based on his response to my proposal to poop on him, that bleeding on him may have actually turned him on. Apparently there's a pretty clear divide between the vampyr and the watersport enthusiast.