Um...when do the hot flashes start?

[helenabucket.livejournal.com]

After about 20 years of being...um...so-so about sex (meaning that I was 15 when I started "doing the deed"), something miraculous happened.

My husband and I were engaged in yet another session of "get it over with, man! I have stuff to do!" when...It...happened.

It. The Holy Grail of frigid female sex: the hands-free orgasm.

He was just as surprised as I was. This has now happened every morning for about a week.

This now happens any time he gets near me (until today...who knew that good sex could spark a UTI?).

What the heck has happened to me? I'm thinking of pouncing on the poor bag boy at the grocery store. My 58 year old neighbor with the cute haircut is actually frightened of me, but a little intrigued about possibly re-starting the relationship we had when I was 19 and he was my college professor. I'm not interested, but the fact that he's even sniffing around has me worried.

This is menopause, isn't it? I'm about to start flashing, wrinkling, etc., right?

I hate to look a gift horse in the mouth, but I think if I look into that mouth, he's got hormone replacement pills in there, doesn't he?

Tell me...am I just lucky, or is it time for me start looking at hair dye and hormone pills?

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_last_serenade_/]

sounds more like your biological clock than menopause. ie: your body is screaming BABIESSS!!!! I MUST HAVE BABIESS!!! AND DO TO THAT, I MUST HAVE SEX AND LOTS OF IT! :D

hey chica, congratulations...orgasms from sex are fabulous, are they not? i'd go with the flow for now...next time you're at the gyno, just bring it up and she/he can test for early menopause, but it sounds to me like it's good old fasion women's sexual peak!

i concur

[lazylipstick.livejournal.com]

it happened to me when i turned 32. i'm 35 and i am still onit. i mean i've always been sexual. but now its like hot mama on the loose. definately bio clock. i never thought it existed. but it really is great to be in your prime. seems kind cool too cause all the young cute guys are in their prime. funny how that works.

[helenabucket.livejournal.com]

"hey chica, congratulations...orgasms from sex are fabulous, are they not?"

Hey, who knew it was possible? Our furniture, cats, bathroom fixtures, neighbors, pillows and cars are actually frightened of me. I don't sit, pet, wash hands, greet neighbors sleep or drive in the same way I did a week ago. People are asking me what I did with my former self and where I'm hiding her. Apparently, I act differently than I used to. I went to a meeting the other night, and an acquaintance insisted that I go out with her to "celebrate my hotness".

Our cats are a little wary of me, and my husband is saying things like, "Oh...I don't know if I'm up to this! Not that I mind..."

Actually, I'm a little scared of my own potential.
helen

[http://users.livejournal.com/_last_serenade_/]

hahha, welcome to the life of a horny chick. :X i've had sex on the brain since i was 15...i think i ooze it cause people i meet always comment on it and it seems i'm always sizing up the sexual potential of everyone i meet. kinda cool to see how it affects someone who hasn't had sex on the brain for 10 years. wonder what will happen to me @ 35. /boggles.

[honey-melt.livejournal.com]

Ahh - a kindred spirit - I've friended you if that's O.K. :)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_last_serenade_/]

ah, but of course! :D

[helenabucket.livejournal.com]

Cool!

[helenabucket.livejournal.com]

"ahha, welcome to the life of a horny chick."

I actually killed and ate the neighbor man today. His wife says that she doesn't miss him that much. Then, I did crafts and organized my shoe closet. Then, I burst into tears while listening to a Bob Marley song.

Jeez, Louise, this is weird. It's like my second teenage-hood...without the cannibalism.

[uber-wench.livejournal.com]

I was once having a candid chat with a friend wen I told her that when I reached my supposed peak in 6 years, I thought I might just explode! Heh.