Girl Poem..

[lunahalo.livejournal.com]

I got this from my sister, and just had to share!! Enjoy!

Girl Poem....

I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify any,
shopping spree.

Don't go to a barber,
but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage,
without a hard-on.

I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends,
about the size of my ass.

My beauty's a masterpiece,
and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit,
to others when I'm wrong.

I don't drive in circles,
at any cost.
And I don't have a problem,
admitting I'm lost.

I never forget,
an important date.
You just gotta deal with it,
I'm usually late.

I don't watch movies,
with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay,
to remember the score.

I won't lose my hair,
I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive,
Don't call me a bitch.

Don't say to your friends,
Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear,
I can do better!

Flowers are okay,
But jewelry's best.
Would you look at my face,
Not at my chest!

I don't have a problem,
With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying,
You look at the ceiling.

Don't call me a girl,
A babe or a chick.
I am a WOMAN,
Get it, you prick?!

Comments

[vfc.livejournal.com]

god, that's awful.

hahaha

[ex-debgirl0.livejournal.com]

my thoughts exactly

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[lunahalo.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry...forgive me?? I saw humour in it, but I'm a very odd person, I find humour in weird things/places/situations. I didn't mean to offend...

[fianna.livejournal.com]

terrible!!!

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[lunahalo.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry. I thought it was rather amusing, and thought I'd share with the rest of the hut, but I didn't think it was going to offend anyone. I do apologize, and hope you can forgive me.

[rockstarbob.livejournal.com]

ugh.

how terrible.

EEEEEEEEEEEW!

[spicycurvydiva.livejournal.com]

Stinky!

Re: EEEEEEEEEEEW!

[lunahalo.livejournal.com]

What's that supposed to mean??

Re: EEEEEEEEEEEW!

[spicycurvydiva.livejournal.com]

hello...i thought that the poem made women seem one-dimensional and devoid of individuality. It was humorous, though, I've seen it before.

Re: EEEEEEEEEEEW!

[lunahalo.livejournal.com]

Oh, ok. :-)

[doeadear.livejournal.com]

If it makes you feel better, I thought it was hysterical. I've added you to my friends list, if that's okay?

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[lunahalo.livejournal.com]

THANX!! I'm glad you liked it. That's what it was intended for, to make people laugh!! And yes, that's fine if you added me. I'd like to add you, too, if that's alright!!

*giggles*

[purrthecat.livejournal.com]

I think that's funny! :)
Thanks for posting it. Just goes to show we all have different tastes... and just happen to all bleed. So, THANK YOU Luna for putting it here.. I really needed the giggle. I'm hormonal to the extreme. *ack*

Re: *giggles*

[lunahalo.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you liked it. As I mentioned to doeadear, that's what I had intended for by putting this poem up, to make people laugh. I hope you feel better soon though (re the hormonal comment).

[principito.livejournal.com]

I think this is really funny, and I can see myself in all these situations :)
But I guess not everybody is as stereotypical *girly* as I am =^.^=

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[lunahalo.livejournal.com]

=^+^= Thanx for finding the humour which was intended. :-)