Argh!

[britgeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Why? Why? Why?

Last night, the cramp fairy came along and hit me with her little sledgehammer. Okay, fine, that happens. I get up at 2AM, swallow some advil and stare at the ceiling until it works. Strangely enough, I also feel very, very cold, despite it being a mild summer evening. So I put on a nice thick tee-shirt and encourage my two cats to snuggle up - as long as they stay away from my stomach!

Two hours later, I'm boiling hot. Pulling-off-clothes and throwing cats and blankets to the floor hot. My husband swears he woke up and saw steam coming off me, but I think he's exagerrating just a tad. But, I mean, honestly! This is the second night in a row that this has happened. I wish my silly little body would make up its mind. Now I'm all tired and cranky and have to go to work.

*Seethe*

AAARGH!!

[jaipur.livejournal.com]

I don't believe this! I've had a 3 week cycle, a 6 week cycle, and now another 3 week cycle--wouldn't you know it, it chooses to show up the day I'm wearing white pants and a thong, thinking "It won't be here for another week!" Thank heavens I caught it before any damage was done, but I HATE HATE HATE wearing tampons, and today I have no choice...

Stupid ovaries. They have no clue what day it is they're supposed to fire... ;)

bloody and beautiful

[kaypoisson.livejournal.com]

i was taking a shower, and there's no period or anything. but the second i step out, blood pours out allover and down my legs, onto the floor. it looked really cool, it wasnt all messy looking. it looked very graceful, like the blood looked like little rivers and stuff. i wanted to take a picture. like, yeah. i've never seen that much of my blood before not on a tampon or pad. it was really cool. i think im just gonna stand in my bathroom next time im on my period with a camera and take bloody pics.

i hope that isnt too weird.