induce yer period

[eyelid.livejournal.com]

waiting impatiently for that knock from Aunt Flo? Some sure-fire ways to make your period come:

-don't wear underwear and go to sleep on white sheets.
-use a pregnancy test.
-go on vacation and forget to bring tampons/pads/whatever.
-go to visit a sexual partner you don't get to see often.
-go to work without tampons/pads/whatever.
-plan a special sexy evening with your SO.

and the #1 way to get Aunt Flo to visit...

-wear white underwear.

Comments

- wear BRAND NEW white underwear

[gezellig-girl.livejournal.com]

Because "trusty crusties" that are still sorta white don't count.

Re: - wear BRAND NEW white underwear

[eyelid.livejournal.com]

sometimes they work. I think their period-producing power is a function of how white you manage to get them again.

Re: - wear BRAND NEW white underwear

[melley.livejournal.com]

also: wear your favorite underwear, regardless of color.

Re: - wear BRAND NEW white underwear

[amylynn.livejournal.com]

unless they're black. ::shrug::

[bonniebon.livejournal.com]

LOL that is so true.

[mary-contrary.livejournal.com]

#2 and #3 have worked for me!

[kari.livejournal.com]

white underwear, or brand new pretty underwear...

Or how about going to a formal dance? It's hardly ever failed me.

[eyelid.livejournal.com]

woe upon the next person to sit in that seat.

[nejivoi.livejournal.com]

the pregnancy test works for me
EVERYTIME.

[eyelid.livejournal.com]

me too... which is so fucking annoying. "great... I just wasted $7."

Re:

[nejivoi.livejournal.com]

exactly.