Bumper Stickers for Ladies

[mehitabel-dance.livejournal.com]

SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.

GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.

COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN ... SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER
RICH.

DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE
QUEEN.

I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN.

WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE
IT.

OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST
TIME.

DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.

ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.

I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENS TO BAD
PEOPLE.

HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?

DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE
BODIES.

And my favorite!

IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.

Comments

[amylynn.livejournal.com]

I give up, what's so great about rich guys?

[mactavish.livejournal.com]

They're not especially better than others, in my experience.

[amylynn.livejournal.com]

That's kinda what I was thinkin...

[raticus.livejournal.com]

other than the fact they can buy you anything you want........... nothing

[amylynn.livejournal.com]

money can't buy me love...
::walks off humming Beatles tunes::

Re:

[raticus.livejournal.com]

LOL I ment materialisticly, a life time supplie of chocolate mmmmmmm

[hopeforyou.livejournal.com]

Better to find a good man and make my own money to buy all the chocolate I want for myself! Yeah!

[amylynn.livejournal.com]

::applause::

Re:

[raticus.livejournal.com]

LOL its not the same when you buy it yourself hehe

But I don't want a rich man :) I want my huneybear