*GROWL!!!*

[sweet-liberty.livejournal.com]

My husband has been out of town on business for two weeks, he's finally coming home Thursday and of course my fucking period has to show up today ..jebus! cut a sister some slack, I was hoping we could have a nice weekend but now I'm gonna be a chocolate-craving pimple-faced Keeper-wearing bloated assclown from hell!
Oh destiny, how you mock me. I'll bet anyone $5 my period ends on Sunday when he leaves.

Comments

[mactavish.livejournal.com]

Time for a big stack of towels by the bed? ;)

[mandolin64.livejournal.com]

this has to be the dumbest question in the world... towels? how why.. do you stack under you when you're having your period and wanna do it...? *questions from the virgin again* lol, sorry ;-)

[mactavish.livejournal.com]

Period sex can cause dripping. Mattresses are a pain to get spots out of. Towels under the butt protect the mattress. :)

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[mandolin64.livejournal.com]

oooo... i'll remember that... and i know mattress is sucky to get clean... i've started middle of the night once before... ugh... okay, tank oo for answering ;-)

thumbs down for timing...

[evalee79.livejournal.com]

aw, i'm sorry. that totally sucks!!! :(