witty comebacks

[shellyday.livejournal.com]

hey all,

apologies for the crossposting. i am trying to compose a list to put in a zine of witty comebacks.

for example: when someone screams "dyke!" at you, you might want to say, "you're just jealous because i'm getting more pussy than you are."

do you have a good comeback or know where to find a list of good comebacks?

thanks in advance.
rachel

Comments

[ex-neolithi.livejournal.com]

Heheh...how 'bout: "I'm more man than you'll ever be and more woman than you'll ever get."
*shakes head at my own immaturity*

[thecatspajamas.livejournal.com]

my last name is dykstra... *sigh* i get so much crap for it, i think i'll start using those comebacks. haha