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I am in da Hizz-ut, yo.

I have named my ovaries. They are Eleanor and Ophelia.

Eleanor is always late,a heavy flow for 3-4 days and then stops.

Ophelia is early or on time and is light for 4 days,stops completely and them comes back for 2 more days...

Eleanor finnally decided to come to the party. For a while I thought she wasnt going to make it, like, she had RSVPed, but she did'nt come on time. I was worried maybe some boys had detained her. But she showed up, late but heavy as usual....
Ah, the wonders of life!