Gonna Be a Bear

[mystic-talon.livejournal.com]

Maybe slightly off topic, maybe not.

In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. Let's look at the facts:

When you're a bear, you get to hibernate and do nothing but sleep for 6
months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal
with that, too.

When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of
walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly
cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who
bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could
deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that
you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup ... gonna be a bear.....

Comments

Hahahahaha

[supaduck.livejournal.com]

this cracked me up!!!!

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[mystic-talon.livejournal.com]

Thanks!!

I like your lj handle. I have been trying to work on a community I have named "warriors_heart". All this HTML stuff is still new too me, but I am reading up on it. The idea is to get together people who identify with Jedi Knights, Klingon honor, Xena, The Matrix, so forth, in order to celebrate that aspect of our personality. I would love to hear any suggestions. You are the first person I have approached for help. Thanks!

heheh

[nica56.livejournal.com]

This was great! ahahaha

[maggiemac.livejournal.com]

a-men.

[amber-moon.livejournal.com]

damn
that is damned good logic
gonna be damned bear as well
gotta stop saying damn dammit

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[mystic-talon.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[rokica.livejournal.com]

There's one tiny snag - there wouldn't be a mate to wake up to... you see, bears are solitary creatures. They even go out of their way to avoid each other, unless it's mating season. Could you deal with that too?

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[mystic-talon.livejournal.com]

Why not? All I need are my lj friends!!!!