Fu*k PMS

[abigor.livejournal.com]

Not only have I been uber-horny all day, but I'm also uber-angry...::sigh::
A sure-fire match to getting laid...if you can get past the prickles, that is.

Godddammit I hate PMS. I wanna eat chocolate until I barf, fuck until I can't walk and scream until my throat bleeds.

I'd better build a fucking house in the wilderness so I can run and hide...masturbate myself senseless, gorge on sugar and not bother anyone....unfortunately, in the immortal words of Paul and Jamie Buchman: Never gonna happen, my friend.

Anyone who doesn't want to deal with my shit today had better give me a wide berth.

::screams::

Comments

[one-more-grrl.livejournal.com]

i feel your pain...

2 weeks ago when I had raging PMS i spent $60 on godiva chocolate, got mad when my boyfriend wouldnt have sex because i was "grumpy" and thoroughly contemplated if I could kill the bastard in his sleep and not get caught.

that house in the wilderness thing sounds like a plan. i'd prefer a cave though, and instead of masturbating senseless, my sexy man-slave will obiently serve me sex on a stick whenever i damn well say so and he won't fucking complain about it either. then there should also be tiny chocolate-making gnomes who churn out the truffles 24/7...

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[abigor.livejournal.com]

Right on, sister!
I'm also into the cave idea; somehow it's fitting to live in the dark, covered in furs, warmed by a fire and served sex on a stick by a sexy man-slave...truffles on demand, too! Yeah!! We could have a village!
PMS-town...=)

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[abigor.livejournal.com]

Ooh, that sounds like a good idea! Sign me up!!

[miss-meliss-a.livejournal.com]

Godddammit I hate PMS. I wanna eat chocolate until I barf, fuck until I can't walk and scream until my throat bleeds.

haha You said it.