When Not to Invite Dinner Guests!

[mystic-talon.livejournal.com]

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Picture this smiling Golden Labrador Retriever with a big, realistic looking penis dildo in his mouth.

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[mactavish.livejournal.com]

I found my purple silicon dildo in pieces on the living room floor :( (But I had no guests at the time.)

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[mystic-talon.livejournal.com]

Lucky you! I had one of those too. My mom came over to clean the apartment and found it under the mattress. Why do moms always look under the mattress.

[amber-moon.livejournal.com]

ack!
that's awful!

[geminigirl]

My ex had an Alaskan Malamute...he was a beautiful, clumsy, curious dog. He also loved anything that he could pull on. Harness to him meant playtime. I was sitting on the floor getting my dildo into my harness when Jake ran by, slid his head into the harness and ran off, racing through the house with my dildo hanging from his neck.

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[mystic-talon.livejournal.com]

HA!!!! ROFL!!!!!!! Now that would have made a great pic!! All the world needs is a man with TWO "dumb sticks". Thanks for a great laugh!!:D