[identity profile] amber-moon.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] menstrualhut
"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

if someone is trying to pick you up: "Thanks but I prefer my eggs unfertilized in the morning."
On topic:
I hate it when I get a little scare and my ovaries are acting like I'm going to have my period.

Date: 2003-02-26 04:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] macabre-grrl.livejournal.com
That's terribly funny! :-D

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