I Was Asked to Cross-Post This, Soooooo:

[clemidia.livejournal.com]

In honor of dinkydo and her cooter, I would like to explain Humpty's Theory of Gyno-tivity.

I don't think our gynos recognize us individually until they lift the sheet to check out our virginias. So, some years back, I decided to test my theory.

While waiting for my doctor to arrive and perform the obligatory Pap test and pelvic exam, I placed a "Groucho" pair of glasses/moustache/eyebrows over my crotch and held it in place with my thighs.

When my doctor entered the room, he lifted the sheet and I yelled, "Guess WHO?!"

He literally fell back into the sink, laughing hysterically.

Thing is, the nurse only stood there looking confused and never said a thing.

I don't think she recognized me...

Comments

[clemidia.livejournal.com]

Yes. You may, thanks!

[puttysan.livejournal.com]

I want to copy that too! There will be a rash of Groucho-disguised vaginas!

[clemidia.livejournal.com]

We shall rule the world--muahahah!

Copy away.

[stylishbastard.livejournal.com]

A rash of vaginas is certainly an interesting phrase..
No don't ask me what I'm doing here. I'll leave quietly.

LOL!

[clemidia.livejournal.com]

Well, on behalf of Humpty's vagina, let me welcome you.

Please keep your hands inside the blouse at all times, leave the strap-on (heh) and do not exit the orifice until the moans subside.

Thank you for riding the Vagina to Hell and please watch your step on the way out. Feel free to cum again but NEVER quietly--clean towels as you exit.

Have a nice day!

Re: LOL!

[stylishbastard.livejournal.com]

Politeness is always a plus. I'll be sure to swab in preparation, should there be a next time.
(a nice day to you also)

[miyyu.livejournal.com]

Oh my goodness that's priceless! LOL!

[clemidia.livejournal.com]

Thank you. Every day is an adventure with my cooter...;Þ

Clean towels on the way out.