abigor.livejournal.comNot only have I been uber-horny all day, but I'm also uber-angry...::sigh::
A sure-fire match to getting laid...if you can get past the prickles, that is.
Godddammit I hate PMS. I wanna eat chocolate until I barf, fuck until I can't walk and scream until my throat bleeds.
I'd better build a fucking house in the wilderness so I can run and hide...masturbate myself senseless, gorge on sugar and not bother anyone....unfortunately, in the immortal words of Paul and Jamie Buchman: Never gonna happen, my friend.
Anyone who doesn't want to deal with my shit today had better give me a wide berth.
::screams::