fucking shit..

[purplepants.livejournal.com]

urgh. i could just FEEL it coming all this week..was so pissy and whiny and hormone-y. was staying at the girlfriend's house last night and prayed to all things mighty for it not to come while curled up on her white sheets...it held off exactly ttwenty four hours. wonderful.

blech. i feel like a raging hormone bitch.

jump start menstration!

[madglittergrrrl.livejournal.com]

hello hello! i have a question for you ladies! my period is really really late and i know for a fact that i'm not pregnant, do any of you know any methods for inducing menstration? i've tried blue cohosh and uva ursi... and i've tried menstral teas (store bought) and they haven't worked! i've also tried "imaging" (imagining my uterus gently shedding and whatnot) and NOTHING has worked! i've never had a regular cycle but this is getting ridiculous! i'm going on week 3 of being late! (and i'm not even sure if its "late" since i dont know how long my cycle is... all i know is that its KILLING ME!) so, yeah, if you gots any suggestions, i'm up for ANYTHING! thanks! xo.

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[nightlifekeeter.livejournal.com]

I just had to brag a little bit about my man.
This morning I got up and we got ready to get in the shower. I was naked when all of a sudden I felt that goooshy feeling and the next thing I know blood was dripping on the floor and down my legs. I was expecting my period but had no warning for this little mess.
Anyway, my boyfriend comes the door and I explain what happened and he asks to come in. I reluctantly let him in and he sees the blood drops all over the floor. Then he tells me to get in the shower and wash myself off while HE cleans up the floor and tells me that he thinks the richness of the blood is beautiful.
I've never been able to be this open and comfortable with someone. looooove.

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[inchcafe.livejournal.com]

What's the difference between orth-cyclen and orth-tri-cyclen?

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[xboobthrashx.livejournal.com]

how does one tell the difference between a hormonal headache and a regular headache? by the way, aunt rosie is due sometime this week, and i am on bc (ortho-cyclen).