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[purplefury.livejournal.com]

Question:
I just started Birth Control after my last period, and don't know anything much about it, so I'm due on February 16th, and am getting the usual upcoming period symptoms.. but no period. Its still two days away, but is it possible that it will come later than expected, or that I might even skip it all together?

No! Bad uterus!

[caelum.livejournal.com]

You were supposed to have your little crimson tide on SAT-UR-day. So I could cramp up and be miserable on SUN-day and not have to go anywhere being a snarly woman she-monster. You were not supposed to pull this little stunt on MON-day, and I'll turn into Superbitch tomorrow at work. Tomorrow is TOOS-day. Does TOOS-day sound like SUN-day? No. It does not. We had this discussion last month, didn't we? Don't let this happen again. And I don't want to hear any of your sass, missy.

Now go to your womb.

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[stratyllis.livejournal.com]

My period stopped last September. I know that you can make a late period come with parsley. But will that work for a period that has stopped for several months? I really hate parsley tea so I don't want to drink any if it isn't going to work. Please help if you know anything. Thank you.