mystic-talon.livejournal.comMaybe slightly off topic, maybe not.
In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. Let's look at the facts:
When you're a bear, you get to hibernate and do nothing but sleep for 6
months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal
with that, too.
When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of
walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly
cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who
bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could
deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that
you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup ... gonna be a bear.....